My, it has been freaking forever since I have blogged. (I think my last post started about the same way) Hopefully my title didn’t scare you away. But I don’t want to lie to you, I am trying to sell you stuff. I’m hoping though, that you will at least be kind and read what I have written, instead of hanging up on me like I’m a random telemarketer calling your house the moment you sit down with your family for a nice delicious dinner. I’m not that telemarketer. Unlike that other guy, I have something cool to sell you that will change your life. It’s not a teleport machine. I’m sorry to disappoint you.